Woman drives noisy "alpha male" neighbor crazy by playing Taylor Swift music on a loop 24/7: 'Defeating [my] inconsiderate neighbor with the power of girly music'

This Swiftie brought a whole new meaning to the lyrics "you need to calm down, you're being too loud."

If there is one thing Swifties know how to bring to the table, it's energy. This woman harnessed the power of being a Swiftie to get even with her alpha male neighbor by leaning in further and further into her traditionally "girly" aesthetic. Now, before we break down the details of this story, it's worth acknowledging that not all fans of the Grammy-winning superstar necessarily identify with femininity. Sure, Swift's fandom is, more often than not, associated with young teenage girls. However, ever since the success of the Eras Tour, the "Love Story" singer/songwriter has occupied a level of dominance in the popular culture space that few celebrities are able to attain, thereby attracting legions of stans across all sorts of identities and backgrounds.

That being said, the author of this story, who happened to be a devoted Taylor Swift fan, also loved to lean into that which is traditionally associated with femininity. She embraced this side of herself without any shame or embarrassment, which ended up deeply infuriating her next-door neighbor. He was about as traditionally masculine as you could get. He was always watching sports, he was also playing problematic video games with the volume at full blast, and he probably listened to one too many questionable podcasts. Keep scrolling below for the full story of how the lady downstairs utilized her love of Taylor Swift to drown out the noise.

By the end of this feud, the alpha male upstairs really needed to calm down. This woman knew exactly how to get him mad, and like many easily aggravated dudes, he had no idea that he was right in the palm of her hand. Every time he played loud, heavy metal music, she would belt out songs like “You Belong with Me” and “Shake It Off.” It's hard to think of another way to frustrate men like this more. In the end, she pulled it off and got him to, you guessed it, calm down.
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$He drove a loud car that he just \had\ to leave idling for ten minutes so everyone can hear it.$

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$The whole night, it was just Taylor Swift. Nothing else. Oh you're \manly?\ Walk through the halls smelling of Strawberry Pd Cake from Bath and Body Works.$

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